In Loopistan, Easter isn’t about renewal. It’s about children hunting executive orders in plastic eggs while their parents watch the markets sink and listen to sermons about “faith-based tariffs.”
Week 13 follows a president who promises resurrection in three days, blames floods on diversity, and turns the Easter Egg Roll into a policy delivery system. Farmers drown in mud, scientists drown in hearings, and an interfaith committee in Bureaucratica writes a 37-page statement no one in power will read.
To read Week 13: The Easter Egg Economic Hunt, click here.