THE LOOPISTAN CHRONICLES


Week 11: March 31–April 6, 2025
THE 100-DAY VICTORY LAP
Some presidents celebrate their first 100 days by measuring progress. Ronald Seizmic celebrated his by measuring distance—from reality, mostly.
The administration called it a 100-Day Victory Lap, which confused many, since victory is traditionally preceded by winning something.
I. The Calm Before
Monday arrived with the false confidence of a man about to attempt surgery after watching three videos.
At the White Fortress, fifty golf carts sat in formation, their electric motors humming with what the organizers called patriotic anticipation. The carts had been arranged to spell out FREEDOM from above, though from ground level they mostly resembled a parking accident.
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